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Great job, girls!
By the way, why do we have reserved seats?
The Chief's doing, because you're with me.
It was all I could do to keep him from reserving the whole train.
We could do general seating and then split the difference...
Then it'd be more cramped and we'd get shoved closer.
Huh? I was really looking forward to having you to myself today.
When do I ever get to go to my home town with just the two of us!
Huh?! This is exactly like last episode, isn't it? When do I ever get to go to my home town with just the two of us!
Huh?! This is exactly like last episode, isn't it?
To everyone who's freaking out now, just relax.
While all that excitement was happening in Kyoto,
there was other stuff happening back in Tokyo.
Today, we'll be covering that angle.
So, lets get started!
Tsuyoku ririshiku habataite
Zettai Karen Children
Anata to koushite deaeta no wa
Tada ikiteiku tame nanka ja nai
Chiisai na chikai wa toki wo koete
Mirai wo kanarazu kaeru yo
Limiter (changing myself)
Tokihaneteba (changing yourself)
Hotobashiru tenshi no shining
Sekai wo sukuu "tsubasa"
Ima watashi ga eranda michi
Yume wo tsukamitai dakedo (Tomaranai)
Ataerareta chikara ga
Sora e karitateru yo
Tsuyoku ririshiku habataite
Zettai karen my wings
32nd sense: "A Rare Treat! Touch Me If You Can!"
I wonder if Captain Kashiwagi is already here.
The reason I said okay to babysitting The Children
was to make her see I'm a nice "big brother" type!
There we go...
Oh, Dr. Sakaki, you really love children, don't you? There we go...
Oh, Dr. Sakaki, you really love children, don't you?
You're going to make such a good father!
To be a good father, I'm going to need a good mother.
For example... Yes.
Someone like you.
Oh, Dr. Sakaki!
Or whatever!
Hey, there!
Dr. Sakaki! Take care of Kaoru and Shiho!
We apparently underpredicted how much help we'd need
to cover the vandalism plot against world heritage sites!
If you need to, use that mobile phone to release their limiters!
See you! I leave this in your hands.
What's the point?
I finally get leave, so why do I have to babysit these totally uncute little brats?
Shut up, Dr. Sakaki! You're distracting me!
Sure thing. I'll just shut up, then.
Okay! I'll get you at the next corner!
Yes! I broke through! GO!
I did it! I did it!
Oh, well. I lost.
You sound happy about it.
You lost to me on purpose just now, didn't you?
N-No! Not at all!
Really?
Um... Er... Yeah...
I don't like that! I don't like winning a fixed game!
But if I play for real, you always lose and get mad!
It's natural to get mad when you lose!
Sorry. But even with my limiter,
I can't help reading your mind when you get excited.
Next game, I'll try a little harder.
How can I play against a psychometrist?!
Kaoru! How can I play against a psychometrist?!
Wh-What?
Nothing. But the Level 7 who sees everything
is still cute on the inside.
What's that supposed to mean?
At times like this, psychometrists like us
have to be discrete about letting others know when we're using our abilities.
That was thoughtless to tell a friend just how easily you could read her.
You need to be a little more mature.
Don't be so smug.
Our relationship isn't that weak.
You wouldn't understand, Doctor.
Hey, hey! I just got a good idea!
What if you competed against Dr. Sakaki?
You can't play for real against me, right, Shiho?
So, this time we'll have an even match between psychometrists!
Well? It'll be a ton of fun, right?
Yeah...
That could kill some time.
Yeah, sure. Suppose I need to be taking care of you kids, anyway.
Mega Mega Race!
Get ready!
Go!
Okay? You both have to play for real!
And I'll give this to the winner as a prize!
A cicada husk! An honest to God cicada!
Have you kept that thing since last summer?
Thank you, Kaoru.
I don't want it, but I'll do my best.
Yeah!
There? You see?
We're a lot closer than you think we are. Mind your own business.
That's a hell of a way to speak to an adult!
Don't get carried away!
Oh, I never said anything. You're the one scanning me.
Dammit! Not even half my age, and yet!
Fine! Time to show you it's wrong to spit on another person's concern!
Ooh! Just as I expected!
You're neck and neck on the straightaway!
Who cares if you're Level 7?!
I've got the higher level of life experience, and I'm gonna bury you with it!
What?!
There she goes! The Lovely Jump!
That's amazing!
Pulling a high-level technique out of the blue like that...
ZUKYUUN! Pulling a high-level technique out of the blue like that...
ZUKYUUN!
Shiho! Did you scan the whole game?!
ZUKYUUN!
You're not going to distract me.
So, that life experience of yours... Is that the best you can do?
You little brat! Now I'm pissed!
Whoa! An immature, totally underhanded move!
Winner, Shiho! Congratulations!
Your prize is a kiss from the race queen and a cicada shell!
Thanks, but you can keep your cicada.
Man, that battle made my hands sweat!
That brat! Her personality's totally twisted!
What's your problem? A Level 6, talking like he can see everything in a person!
I can't believe how Minamoto dotes on these girls!
Why is Mr. Minamoto friends with a guy like this?
All right! I'll take you down a peg some other way!
For the sake of the world, I'll educate you!
This feels great! Shiho, come out here, too!
Are you going to stay up there all day?
The higher you are on a ship, the more it rocks!
You'll be sorry if you get seasick!
I'm fine! Just fine!
Honestly...
Why's he doing this?
Most kids would be excited for this. You're not very childlike.
And you're not very mature.
You lose a game, so now you want to compete at fishing, which is your hobby?
Okay, here we are! This is my secret spot.
Word of warning: this time, I absolutely will win.
This is your target!
Any fish not on this chart is worth zero points!
And our time limit will be precisely determined by atomic clock!
How immature can he get?
I wonder what Aoi and Mr. Minamoto are doing now?
What am I doing here?
It's tough, being left behind by your teammate and Minamoto, huh?
Sometimes, you have to get along with people you aren't used to.
There aren't many Normals like Minamoto.
You're incredibly lucky to have met him when you're only 10.
That's not...
Shall I show you how to fish before we start?
No need.
Sea bream pole... Three-point mechanism.
Rod length: 6 meters. Line length between 5 and 10.
Cast float, three-way brass swivel.
When its particular three-point cast is utilized,
the line naturally stretches from the float to the hook.
Like this?
Okay, you're on! Now you'll see my artistry!
No more mister nice guy!
Yeah! There we go!
Fishing's kind of fun.
There! I got a sea urchin!
Didn't you say that was worth zero points, Doctor?
I know!
Do your best, you two!
I gotta win. I have to!
That boat...
We've arrived, Professor.
My secret spot has people already fishing it?
You!
Trouble!
The World Heritage Vandal has appeared in Kyoto!
Emergency scramble to all special espers in the area!
They'll never make it.
More than that, our top priority now is...
Understood.
The Doubleface has been assigned that duty.
Then we should go, too!
Right.
Director?
Please wake up!
Look! We have a limited-edition makeup kit for you!
Director, it's morning!
Hey! Get up, already!
I can't!
Try first, then you can say that.
Even saying that...
Please take your work seriously!
I'll bet you'll do fine without me.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Shaggy eyebrows!
Shall I break it down for you?
That's Sakaki, Prof. Saisen.
Yeah... That arrogant little esper
who resigned from our Touto University surgical department.
What an eyesore to have this failure show up here!
You know this guy, Doc?
He said Touto University.
I wouldn't even call him an acquaintance.
I interned with him for three months and then
left for Comerica when I saw what a jackass he was.
Professor Saisen is now making general rounds.
TOUTO UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL Professor Saisen is now making general rounds.
TOUTO UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL
Everyone in his gang was more concerned
about success and self-protection than medicine.
Just a quick clairvoyant scan told me the place was no good.
Only good thing I learned from him was about this fishing spot.
You!
How dare a filthy esper like you say that!
You freak!
What?!
You got some nerve, insulting espers in front of me!
Kaoru!
You wanna eat with the fishes?!
No, I think you mean "sleep with the fishes."
Why, you!
Professor! Are you all right?
We'll sue!
Apologize to us first!
Now what? Should I stop her?
No. I've heard he supports the Normal People, too.
Maybe the world would be better if his boat sank.
Doc, release our limiters! I won't let this guy insult espers!
Kaoru!
What's wrong?
Uh-oh. She's got severe seasickness.
You can't even keep your own people healthy, can you?!
Hey! Cut that out!
Forget 'em!
But!
This comes first.
Idiot! Idiot! Kiss my ass!
Professor!
What's wrong? Professor Saisen!
Check his pulse! Is he conscious?
What's their problem?
No, that's nothing to laugh about.
If they don't take care of him, he may lose his life.
There.
I treated her. No worries.
Thank goodness.
Where're you going?
To check on the old man.
No! You should leave him alone!
No, I can't.
I'm not just an esper. I'm a doctor, too.
Professor, please wake up.
Why are you here?!
We won't accept your help!
We're the best the Touto surgical department has to offer!
So, what's your diagnosis?
Ready, set...
A cold! His appendix!
For crying out loud... Move!
This is...
A ruptured aneurysm?
Yeah.
I've called for a helicopter,
but if we wait for it to arrive, it'll be too late.
We'll perform emergency surgery here.
Surgery?!
We can't operate here!
Better that than watching him die.
Fortunately, I have equipment on the BABEL boat.
This is all the artificial blood we have. Is it enough?
If we use it with our ESP, it should be work.
But I'm going to have to break
a world surgical speed record while stabilizing his body.
So... Shiho?
Assist me.
Me?
What are you talking about?!
A child can't do surgery!
She's no ordinary child!
At the very least, I think she'll do a better job than you two.
Hey, if this fails, there'll be trouble!
Better to let them take the blame, huh?
And if it works, we'll say that we cured him.
It's our ticket to success!
Ready, set...
We'll bet on your powers!
Perfect synch this time.
Dr. Sakaki.
I...
What will you do? Finally afraid?
Well, I'm not gonna force a little kid to do something they can't.
Just release my limiter already!
That's the spirit.
Anyway, keep reading my thoughts
and hand me the instrument I need when I need it.
Roger.
Beginning surgery.
Relax.
You've seen stuff like this at accidents and crime scenes before, right?
I'm fine!
Big difference between seeing it in your mind and seeing it for real, huh?
Even though you can learn everything about something by clairvoyance,
you see now that isn't enough.
It doesn't compare with the real knowledge
and experience one gains from age.
Why do you keep needling me?!
I can see fully well that you hate me!
Just cut it out and concentrate on the surgery.
You really are a kid, huh?
I swear, if you say that again...
It's not that I hate you.
I envy you.
How at age 10 you've met your friends and Minamoto.
I never had anyone to protect me.
I was always, always...
And then I met him.
At the time, I thought...
"Man, how can this guy ever hope to understand me?"
Do you see?
Since Minamoto and the others protect you
you get a chance to be a kid.
What can be better than that?
I... I understand that.
And it's not like I scan everything.
Nobody knows better than a psychometrist
that sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Shit. That's what bugs me about you.
Now what?
That whole jaded grownup act of yours!
Then how should I act?
Just shut up!
I've been quiet this whole time!
Be quiet!
First of all, you sent your thoughts to me, right?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
We're home!
Welcome back!
We brought back a ton of souvenirs!
Welcome back!
Wh-What are you doing?
Cut the body into three layers to make sashimi.
Just slice it like food...
Now, for the remainder... Salt.
Here.
Ooh, it smells delicious!
It'd be fine as is, but there's a tastier way to eat it.
Put kelp into a pot with some sake to make a broth.
Bring to a boil, then add your grilled bones.
Finally, we add that tofu you brought back from Kyoto,
some potherb mustard, let the flavor penetrate,
and our boiled tofu and sea bream is ready!
Hooray!
Oh, I can't wait!
Culinary regeneration medicine!
And then we add soumen noodles to finish it.
Mm! This is great!
Yes.
I can really taste the pain and suffering of the sea bream
that were brutally killed spreading through my mouth.
It's very tasty.
A demon?
What's wrong, Sakaki?
If I was 10 years old right now, I'd be a member of The Children,
and making trouble for you, too!
You, one of The Children?
The Children!
Released!
<>
You'd be dead wrong to think of us as little kids!
Even without makeup, we'll beat you hands down!
We'll steal our way into your heart!
The Absolutely Lovely Children!
Ta-Dah!
I wouldn't like that. It's kind of gross.
Better to have all girls as partners, right?
We get enough sexual harassment from Kaoru...
Oh, come on! Wouldn't you let me in?
Mr. Minamoto prefers girls, too.
Yes, I knew it!
Naughty boy!
NO!
Minamoto, you really are amazing. After all...
Doctor, your job's done here. Why don't you go home?
You're just in the way now.
Really amazing.
How he can stand to be with these uncute brats!
And thus we end this week's episode!
See you, everyone!
Kimi no tsuyogari wo gyuuto dakishimeta
Setsunai yokogao sae zenbu
I-TO-SHI-I
Kabe wo kowasu tabi tsuyokunaru hito yo
Boku no hitomi ni kurui wa nai
Massugu sugiru mune no omoi
Darenimo makenai kara
Zettai kimi wo hanasanai donna toki mo
Mada mienai LAST wa boku ga kaeyou
Akuma mo tenshi nimo tsubasa ga aru
Motto takai sora e to michibikou
Kore ijou egao wo kumorasenai
Tsunagaru kibou ga ima yami wo hikisaitara
Kimi to tomo ni
Tobikoeru ashita e Break Your Destiny
NEXT EPISODE
Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
It was our long-awaited hike, and we all started early in high spirits.
Akashi and the other two were especially excited. And then...
It was our first hike. And...
There was something else Kaoru was experiencing for the first time!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 33: "Autumn Outing! The Lunch Box Is In A Grove!"
Which is to say, something happened.
But I really didn't mean any harm!
We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Autumn Outing! The Lunch Box Is In A Grove We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Autumn Outing! The Lunch Box Is In A Grove